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View all →Stop Calling That Excel File a Database
July 10, 2026
For the past few weeks I've been helping small companies automate workflows and analyse data. Most of them have flowing income, real clients, real revenue — and not a single source of truth. Just spreadsheets duct-taped together.
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Into the LARP: Why I Treat Life Like a Game
July 1, 2026
I'm not a gamer. I'm a LARPer. Dress shoes are basic armor, handshakes are quick-time events, and anxiety is a debuff. Here's why Joker had a point.
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The Toolkit: Regex Pipelines, Excel Injection, and the Arsenal
June 19, 2026
The specific scripts behind THE METHOD — regex date cleaning, Excel formula injection, and an arsenal that finished 10-day sprints on day 1.
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